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Mom and dad think my stepbrother is so perfect.

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They take his side in everything.

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It makes me so mad.

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Stick around and you'll see.

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Oh,

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of course, of course.

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Just calm down,

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just breathe.

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Are you okay?

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Oh,

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okay. Did it happen out of nowhere or what?

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It just happened.

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Oh my god.

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Does it go better?

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Yeah.

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Oh,

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okay, Krampus.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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We

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must be in so much pain.

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Yeah, it's just right there.

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This must be a really bad cramp.

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I can feel how stiff it is.

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Yeah.

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So

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perfect.

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Let's see how they like this.

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I'm texting this girlfriend.

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I'm letting her know that he has laryngitis and she probably shouldn't

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show up today.

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That's where I come in.

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I'm going to lay in his bed and pretend like I'm her.

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Got to get him back for that April Fool's joke,

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right? I

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thought you were supposed to be here until later.

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All right then,

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I'll get it.

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Oh

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my goodness.

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Okay.

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So wrong!

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Oh yeah?

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And having me rub your cock on the couch wasn't wrong?

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You were not even touching it!

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Now I'm touching it,

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what are you going to do about it?

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Fuck!

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I can't believe I just fucked you.

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You're going to fuck me more too.

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But first,

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maybe I should suck it.

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I should...

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I can't get through the spirit of hell.

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Oh shut up,

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you know you like it.

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Oh

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no!

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I think you should you already did

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come on why not

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You're starting to like fucking your sister now,

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aren't you?

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Oh

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fuck yeah!

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What?

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April Fools joke.

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No,

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that's...

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Oh,

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fuck.

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I told you not to fuck with me.

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Fuck,

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no.

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Mom and

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Dad think my stepbrother is so perfect.

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They take his side in everything.

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It makes me so mad.

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Stick around and you'll see.

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It's getting

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so much pain.

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Yeah, it's just right there.

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Yeah,

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this must be a really bad cramp.

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I can feel how stiff it is.

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Yeah.

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Wait

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a second, is that even your leg?

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Always happens every time!

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They

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think he's so perfect.

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Let's see how they like this.

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I'm texting his girlfriend.

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I'm letting her know that he has laryngitis and she probably shouldn't

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show up today.

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That's where I come in.

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I'm gonna lay in his bed and pretend like I'm her.

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Gotta get him back for that April Fool's joke,

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right? I

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thought you weren't supposed to be here until later.

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Alright then,

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I'll get it.

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Oh my god,

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yes. I told

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you. This is so wrong.

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Oh yeah?

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And having me rub your cock on the couch wasn't wrong?

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I wasn't.

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You were not even touching it.

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Now I'm touching it.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Fuck.

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I can't believe I just fucked you.

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You're going to fuck me more too.

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But first,

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maybe I should suck it.

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I should.

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I can't do this.

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Oh.

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Oh, shut up.

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You know you like it.

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I

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think

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you should.

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I think you should.

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You already did.

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Come on, why not?

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Oh my goodness.

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Oh my God.

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Dad

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can expect eight to nine months.

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What? How's that for an April Fool's joke?

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No,

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that's...

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Oh,

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fuck.

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I told you not to fuck with me.

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Fuck,

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no.

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Mom

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and Dad think my stepbrother is so perfect.

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They take his side in everything.

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It makes me so mad.

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Stick around and you'll see.

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It hurts.

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Are you okay?

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Can you massage me?

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Of course, of course.

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Just calm down,

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just breathe.

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Are you okay?

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Oh,

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okay. Does it happen out of nowhere or what?

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It just happened.

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Oh my gosh.

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Does it go better?

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Yeah,

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slightly.

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Oh,

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okay.

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Okay.

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It's getting

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so much pain.

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Yeah, it's just right there.

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This

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must be a really bad cramp.

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I can feel how stiff it is.

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Yeah.

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So

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perfect.

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Let's see how they like this.

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I've seen his girlfriend.

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I'm letting her know that he has laryngitis and she probably shouldn't

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show up today.

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That's where I come in.

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I'm gonna lay in his bed and pretend like I'm her.

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Gotta get him back for that April Fool's joke,

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right? I

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thought you were supposed to be here until later.

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Alright then,

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I'll get it.

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Oh my goodness.

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He's

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back, told ya.

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This is so wrong!

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Oh, yeah?

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And having me rub your cock on the couch wasn't wrong?

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You were not even touching it.

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Now I'm touching it.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Fuck.

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I can't believe I just fucked you.

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You're going to fuck me more,

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too.

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But first,

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maybe I should suck it.

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I can't do this.

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Oh, shut up.

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You know you like it.

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You should.

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You already did.

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Come on.

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What?

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April

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Fool's joke.

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No.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Fuck no.